A Petition I Can Get Behind

16 Nov

All this secession nonsense has been good for a laugh.

Am I surprised that there’s over 100k wingnut crazies in Texas that hate Obama so much they want to secede?  Hell no. I would have expected 5 times that number at least. Maybe they’ll get there before the deadline.

Texans have kept a doufus like Rick Perry in office for a long time now.  ‘Nuff said.

So,…. this is the petition that I’m going to sign. Only about 5k signatures so far, (and I doubt it will explode), but it’s just my idea of fun. And it’s what I think.

You should take a look at the petitions on the site now,… there’s some real winners.

Force all states to pay their portion of the national debt before they can secede from the union

Residents of all states who wish to secede from the union should be required to take their own advice about ‘personal responsibility’, and pay their share of the national debt before being released to fend for themselves.

This debt must be paid in full, or they cannot leave.

This means no federal assistance, period.

Abridged list includes no more upkeep for highways, nor for interstates or bridges, no federally funded law enforcement or fire department, no public libraries, no phone lines, no cable television, no cell phone towers, no power grids, no water lines, no mail services, no paramedics, no hospitals which accept Medicare/Medicaid funding, no ATF, FBI, DOJ, SWAT, or Department of Homeland Security, no Border Guard, National Guard, Coast Guard, Corps of Engineers, or WITSEC



2 responses to “A Petition I Can Get Behind

  1. pouringmyartout

    November 16, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    What about just deviding the states that want to go in half and giving them a North and a South?

  2. h2dog

    November 16, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Sounds like a plan to me. I know they should split northwest and westcentral Florida from northeast and southern Florida.
    They could have their own little border battles.
    And from my own experience growing up, northern New York State should be on it’s own, (barring parts of the Adirondacks,… Lake Placid, Saranac Lake). Just about everything north of Syracuse and west of syracuse could be the Republican state of Northwest NY. (or something that sounds equally as stupid)
    Qualifier,…. I really do like the people in Rochester and Buffalo. They’re just conservative as hell.


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